Poop Knife – The Original One And Only


The Original Poop Knife! Don’t settle for any knockoffs.

  • Travel or “pocket” size is 8″ overall, 4″ blade
  • Standard size is 11″ overall, 6″ blade
  • Large size is 13″ overall, 8″ blade
  • XL size is 15″ overall, 10″ blade


A gift guaranteed to bring smiles to anyone you give it to. The Idea is that you would use it for chopping up large poops so they will flush. If you have no idea what I’m talking about you’ll have to google the meme to learn the joke.

*Poop emoji inspired 3d printed wall hanger optional.

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These are deeply etched using a professional fiber laser, rather than using a cheap laser to burn a faint mark or affix a coating that can wear off like most etched, lasered, painted or any other type of customization that can wear off. This means the wording is etched deeply into the metal for a permanent finish.

Additional information

Weight .7 lbs
Dimensions 15 × 2 × 2 in

XL, Large, Standard, Pocket

Poo Hanger

Yes, No


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